bomberqueen17:

It’s also on AO3 please tell the artist how great it is

[image description: a cartoon. In the first panel, an arm and leg appear over the side of a ship, with noises of effort as Letho hauls himself aboard. Second panel, Iorveth, unimpressed, is saying “Failed by dh’oine once again. What’s your excuse this time?” Letho, dripping wet and dead-eyed, says “Vernon Roche is a katakan.” Iorveth, blank, says “What?” Letho, in voiceover over a cruder drawing of Roche arms akimbo paper-doll style, says “Roche. Special Forces commander. Stupid hat.” (The drawing of Roche is labeled with the same thing, arrows pointing at the stupid hat and special forces insignia, and finally an arrow points at his general torso area and is labeled “katakan”.) “He’s a katakan,” Letho continues, over a drawing of a katakan, Roche’s hat and clothes flying off it as it transforms, leaping at a smaller cartoon Letho with a “SKREE”, as cartoon Letho says “oh shit!” Iorveth, ears flat in shock, says “WHAT?” as Letho, offscreen, says “He’s a vampire.” Cut to the final panel, where the distant ship shows through a window with a huge speech bubble that reads “WHAT” in bold is coming through into a room where a puzzled Geralt of Rivia has one eyebrow raised and is making a bemused “hm”, as in the foreground King Foltest, not dead and rather smug, is petting the curly hair between the horns of a kneeling katakan, and is saying “Good boy, Roche,” as the katakan purrs blissfully.]